Thanksgiving 2009

Man it was a good day to be alive. That is, of course, if you weren't a turkey. If you were a turkey this is a pretty crappy day as far as you're concerned. Also not a good day for cranberries. By the way who is the salesman for cranberry, that guy is awesome. "You got apple juice, throw some cranberry juice in there and we got Cran-apple. Pineapple...Cran-pineapple. Gin...Cran-gin."

I spent my way eating through the flavors of the rainbow. Stuffing or dressing? Which is it? Does it matter as long as I can put gravy on it? I ate turkey but not enough to pass out due to triptifan. I also consumed ham. I like the way Mike looked at his plate as having a turkey paradigm, followed by a ham change in paradigm. One should always look for moments of changing ones paradigm. Thanksgiving is a day that needs more bacon involved in it.

This was the stuff that was stuck in my head. Thanks for reading.