More thoughts from a sleepless night

I was beginning to wonder about some random thoughts as I went to bed the other night and now I am forced to share them with you.

1. When Gandhi was shot do you think he said "Holy Cow!"?

2. When the Pope comes to a country he kisses the ground, if he really likes a country does he french kiss it?

3. Why do they call a building a building after it's built, why don't they call it a built?

4.Why do expensive repairs only happen at night?

5. Does it make me a cannibal if I like finger sandwiches and baby back ribs?

6. Why is it that monkeys don't have to shave? All that body hair, really thin beards.

7. Why don't people tell young men that someday they will sprout hair on their backs, out of their ears, and nose hairs that would frighten away sane people?

8. Why is it we always find something in the last place we look? If we look there first does that still make it the last place we looked?

9. How many roads must a man walk down before he is called a man?

10. Do penguins have knees?

Well that's the stuff that was stuck in my head, thanks for reading.

Thanksgiving 2009

Man it was a good day to be alive. That is, of course, if you weren't a turkey. If you were a turkey this is a pretty crappy day as far as you're concerned. Also not a good day for cranberries. By the way who is the salesman for cranberry, that guy is awesome. "You got apple juice, throw some cranberry juice in there and we got Cran-apple. Pineapple...Cran-pineapple. Gin...Cran-gin."

I spent my way eating through the flavors of the rainbow. Stuffing or dressing? Which is it? Does it matter as long as I can put gravy on it? I ate turkey but not enough to pass out due to triptifan. I also consumed ham. I like the way Mike looked at his plate as having a turkey paradigm, followed by a ham change in paradigm. One should always look for moments of changing ones paradigm. Thanksgiving is a day that needs more bacon involved in it.

This was the stuff that was stuck in my head. Thanks for reading.